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Professional
Starting at $65
Locals' and Tourist Favorites
- 45 mins - 1 hours Steam
- Herbal Blends: Goddess Detox, Fertility, Postpartum, PMS, taste & smell better, libido, and menopause support, BV, and chronic painÂ
- pHÂ Balance Test
- Herbal Foot Detox
- Foot Massager
You shouldn't have to choose between Holistic Health & ClinicalÂ
Insurance vs. Out-of-Pocket Care
Total U.S. healthcare spending per person reached about $14,570 in 2023 (CMS.gov).
The average annual deductible for individual health insurance plans (employer-based) is around $1,787 in 2024 (healthinsurance.org).
That’s just the deductible. Add in premiums, co-pays, and specialist visits, and the costs climb fast. In 2025 alone, I personally paid:
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$1,150 for pelvic floor therapy (by July)
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$800 for a single homeopathic appointment
That’s $1,950 out-of-pocket before even adding supplements, other alternative practices, or hospital bills, especially since I’m currently uninsured.
I know what it feels like. I live with chronic pain, I’m raising two kids, and I started this journey in poverty. Trust me, I get it. Today, I have control of my life, I can support myself, and I know how to stand up for my health. The Happy Healthy Womb Regimen is everything I’ve learned, professionally, personally, and through the stories of other women. I put it into a flow that actually works, and I am actually happy and have limited pain and flare-ups.
Let’s Be Honest
Insurance premiums, deductibles, and co-pays add up to thousands every year.
In comparison, investing $1,500 in the Happy Healthy Womb Program—a regimen that helps you get ahead of your symptoms, advocate for yourself with your doctor, and build systems that support your body for life—is not expensive. It’s transformative.Â
We spend $1,500 on takeout with friends, shopping at discount stores like TJ Maxx or Ross, or constantly pouring into our households, children, and even family members, asking for money, all in a matter of 6 months. It’s time to invest in your health, not just everyone else’s.
Why This Matters
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Regimens are flexible—once we design one with your symptoms, I’ll show you how to adjust it when life takes you off track.
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You won’t ever need to rejoin or start over—the tools you gain are yours for life.
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And if you need ongoing support, you’ll always have access to Talk It Out Sessions or Office Hours—not as a full plan, but as guidance when you need it.
And yes—Klarna and Afterpay are accepted. Payment plans are welcome because investing in your health should feel accessible.
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Happy Healthy Womb
$150
Popular for chronic pain
- Tools to sync your life with your womb(Cycle syncing)
- Support all stages, puberty → menopause
- Guidance on alternative practices & self-advocacy with doctors
- Prep you for your doctor's appointments
- Help advocate to reach a diagnosis fasterÂ
- Happy Healthy Womb Journal included
- Nutrition tailored to your symptoms, allergies, and blood typeÂ
- Body-Conscious Symptom-Based Healing Regimen™ (90 days to 6months)*You'll never need to rejoin or start over
- 7 Core Coaching Sessions + 3 Flexible Support Sessions
- Office Support Hours (twice a month + replays)
- $150 toward total regimen cost $1500
Discovery Call
"Happy Healthy Womb" is a regimen designed to support womb care through a body-conscious, symptom-based healing approach. This regimen empowers women to understand and nurture their reproductive health by addressing symptoms holistically—focusing on menstrual wellness, hormonal balance, and overall womb vitality. Through education, guided wellness strategies, and personalized coaching, "Happy Healthy Womb" helps women connect with their bodies, recognize imbalances, and implement natural healing solutions for a thriving womb and well-being.
